KIA
June 7, 2008 by skyturdYesterday, june 6th, the turd of tethys was fludshed by the ****ING ******* ******** MICAL CRAYN THE F******* D*****B** A***BI*** HOLE F***FACE
turd returns
June 4, 2008 by skyturdLol yay! the turd returns. The turd’s mission is to take over the universe. This music is so epic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHXBlu9QUBI&feature=related that it is the turd’s theme song. That is epicness. Ultra uber super de dooper ultanakoly uboly stoopaly epicly epic. Just like the poops of power.
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May 20, 2008 by skyturdthe green one died 
3 NEW FECESES!
May 1, 2008 by skyturdthere are 3 new ones: The Crap of Cronus, The Poop of Pluto, and The Dump of Darkness. They join The Turd of Tethys. Soon to come… The DooDoo of Demeter, The Ass Cookie of Apollo, and The Mound of Mars.
The Tale of the Atrocious Austin
April 27, 2008 by skyturdThere was once A horrible person named Austin. he nearly destroyed the Turquoise turd. The End.
Into to the Turd of Tethys
April 24, 2008 by skyturdHi. i am the Keeper of the Cyan Caca, the Blue S***, The Cyan Crap, The Turd of Tethys. I hold the power of the universe. Indeed, own the Turd. You may not know the Turd, of feel the power of the crap, the wonder of the Caca, the beauty of the S***. Named for the goddess of the sea, the Turd of Tethys is a blue turd with immense enough power to destroy the Milky Way Galaxy. The wonder of it .has hypnotized many. It is the time, it is the truth, It Is The Turd.
