The Tale of the Atrocious Austin

There was once A horrible person named Austin. he nearly destroyed the Turquoise turd. The End.

Into to the Turd of Tethys

Hi. i am the Keeper of the Cyan Caca, the Blue S***, The Cyan Crap, The Turd of Tethys. I hold the power of the universe. Indeed, own the Turd. You may not know the Turd, of feel the power of the crap, the wonder of the Caca, the beauty of the S***. Named for the goddess of the sea, the Turd of Tethys is a blue turd with immense enough power to destroy the Milky Way Galaxy. The wonder of it .has hypnotized many. It is the time, it is the truth, It Is The Turd.